15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.2. Moo when they say your name.3. Run into walls.4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"7. Wear a sticker...

There are worse things in my life than....

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling...

When A Girl..

When a GIRL is quiet,Millions of things are running in her mindWhen a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeplyWhen a GIRL looks at u with eyes full ofquestions,She is wondering how long you will bearoundWhen a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after afew seconds,She is not at all fineWhen a GIRL stares at you,She...

And....

I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing...

Stupid Labels Ever

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary....

Be Strong Honey ! !

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While...

How I Got Arrested Because Of Twitter

You will say it’s stupid but it’s true, Well, when you have anything new into your life, or you purchase something new for yourself, you get excited and excited and excited. You just feel like, when get on that thing and do what ever you wanted with that. Same as that I got the new car. And obviously I...